Sunday, June 1, 2014

#SpankA2Z #BisforButt

B is for Butt, because let's face it, we are all butt people. We like to see them, touch them, have ours touched, read about them, write about them, We love butts. Don't bother denying it, you love butts too. But maybe you don't like to call it a butt.....Maybe you would rather call it.....Oh yes, I am going there,,,, Butts and ways to describe them because just butts would be too hard :)
Ass or arse
Bottom, Backside, Buttocks, booty
Cheeks, cushion
Derriere, dimpled
Fanny, fiery
Globes, gluteus maximus
Hind end,Heiney
Inflamed,.....itchy? I is hard.
Jittery....Yes, my butt gets the jitters. I SWEAR it! Shut up. We're going with it.
Large....Lazy....Yes, I know some large butted lazy people.
Naughty.... Admit it, You've used naughty behind at least once.
Obedient, because it's the opposite of naughty. What, butts can't be obedient, but they can be naughty? Pssshhh!
Posterior pear shaped
Quantifiable...Because butts can be measured. You're right, we're getting silly now.
Sit-upon, seat, sore
Tail, tenderized
White, whipped,welted
Yummy. I don't care what you say or what gender you are. You have looked at a nice butt and called it yummy.
Z.......I'll tell you what, find me a good word to put for Z and I will put your name in a drawing  for a free copy of my next book, The Prodigal Bride, which should be finished in the next week or so! And one more thing, for your pure viewing disgust, the yuckiest butt song ever. Or, at least the worst video. Excuse all the guttersluts cussing in the beginning. And no, I don't plan on doing this every day, but I do plan on doing it a few more times :)


  1. Sore, tenderised and whipped are my favourite kind of butt :)
    The video is brilliant!

    1. LOL! I'm not a huge fan of the video, but it made the post more interesting, so there is that.

  2. Butts - they are beautiful, especially with just a touch of red.

  3. That was great, Rayanna! I loved your A to Z words for butt. How about a zippy butt? You know, when your zip around your kitchen table trying to get away from the guy with the wooden spoon.

  4. How about zee butt, with a French accent? Or zee derriere? LOL

  5. How about a Zanyass?

    Where your man stares you down with humor twinkling in his knowing soon your bottom will be bare for acting out as a brat yet again?

  6. What a fun post. I didn't know there were that many words for butt.

  7. Your arse is hit with zeal.
    Or "zugzwang" - you are in a position, but whichever way you move causes problems. Like being cornered by an armed Dom.

    1. I had to google this, and found out it's a chess term! Brilliant! Love it!

  8. I love how you started this out! Too funny!

  9. Late getting around tonight, busy day. Loved you post, clever and unique.

    1. Thanks Stevie, I'm late getting around tonight too. In fact, I will probably wait until tomorrow!

  10. lol I love Keister. Haven't heard it in a long time.