S is for SUSHI!!! What, you thought I was going to say spanking? Don't you have me figured out by now? What could I say about spanking that hasn't already been said by now? Probably not much, I'm guessing. I can however say a LOT about sushi.
I love to make my own sushi, and friends love to come to my house on sushi night. Ive catered sushi for a friends wedding, and made 40 rolls the morning of the wedding. My children and I were also IN the wedding, so that was super stressful making all those rolls And trying to get the three of us ready for the ceremony.
Here is a great you tube video that will show you how to get started making your won simple sushi rolls at home. Unless you live right on the ocean or find a store that sells "sushi grade fish" I recommend sticking to rolls with non-raw ingredients, and there is a lot of them. I usually make New york, Las Vegas, California and Veggie rolls, as well as one called Mango Tango, and one my friends and I invented called the Island Roll.
Now that you know how to make sushi rolls on your own, here is a fun list of different sushi rolls I have found around the internet. These aren't all rolls I would reccomend making at home, but they have some names I just had to share.
Avatar Roll (Spicy tuna, unagi, cucumber, hamachi, kiwi, tobiko and spicy crab)
Big Daddy Roll (Spicy Tuna, escolar, snow crab, avocado, tempura flakes, wrapped with soy and cover with fresh tuna)
Cancun Roll (spicy tuna, jalapeno,cilantro)
Dirty Old Man Roll ( California roll topped with chopped tuna, masago, spicy sauce, salmon, white fish, yellow tail and krab meat!)
Ecstasy Roll (baked lobster, spicy tuna, cilantro & crab meat topped w/ avocado, lime, eel sauce & tempura flakes)
Firefighter Roll (spicy tuna & jalapeno roll topped w/ spicy mixture of diced tuna, avocado, sprouts & eel sauce)
Godzilla Roll (Shrimp tempura, mango, topped with salmon and sweet chilli.)
Hanky Panky Roll~ Spicy tuna, avocado inside, topped with seared tuna and mayonnaise, served with miso eel sauce.
Incredible Roll (Soft Shell crab and cucumber,seared tuna and avocado
Jungle Fever Roll (SHRIMP TEMPURA | CUCUMBER | AVOCADO | ALBACORE | GARLIC CHIPS | FRIED ARUGULA)
Kiss of Fire Roll (Spicy crunchy yellowtail, avocado inside; topped with fresh tuna, jalapeno and tobiko and spicy sauce).
Lover's Roll (Crunchy Shrimp, Spicy Tuna, Avocado wrapped in Soybean Paper)
Ménage a Trois Roll (Shrimp tempura, avocado, snow crab, wrapped with soy paper, topped with escolar, and masago)
Naughty Girl Roll (tempura shrimp, avocado and cream cheese topped with baked salmon, spicy mayo, sweet sauce, masago and scallions)
Orgasm Roll (California roll with sweet soy sauce, wrapped in salmon and broiled in a luscious cream sauce.)
Playboy Roll (tempura shrimp, avocado & cucumber topped w/ tuna, tobiko, eel sauce & spicy mayo)
Q Roll (Smoked salmon, Kanikama crab, avocado, Tampa Bay sauce and cream cheese rolled maki style in a fine sheet of cucumber.)
Red Skin Roll (SPICY TUNA, RED SNAP, TOBIKO, With EEL SAUCE)
S&M Maki Roll (SPICY SALMON AND KANI TEMPURA FRIED TOPPED WITH AVOCADO, MAYO, SPICY SAUCE, AND EEL SAUCE)
Temptation Roll (Snow crab, cucumber, masago, scallions, topped with avocados, seared tuna and yellowtail, with chef's special sauce)
Unagi Roll (Seaweed, rice, barbecued eel, avocado)
Virgin Sunshine Roll (Mango, Cream Cheese, Tempura Rits)
Watch Your Butt Roll (tuna katsu inside topped with smoked salmon, cream cheese,jalepenos and spicy pepper paste)
Xalapa Roll ( tuna / cilantro / razor-thin slices of lime / avocado / jalapeno)
Yummy Yummy Roll (Shrimp tempura, snow crab and avocado rolled uramaki style, wrapped with unagi eel. drizzled with eel sauce and topped with sesame seeds.)
Zonie Roll (Spicy salmon, cucumber, cilantro & jalapeño rolled & topped with avocado & sriracha)
WOWZA!!!! Who knew there were so many sexy/dirty names for sushi rolls? All of these were found on menus of real sushi places I found on the web. A few that didn't make the cut: Pain in the Ass Roll, Screaming O Roll, Sexy Roll, Sexy Man Roll, Sexy Girl Roll, Sexy Lady Roll, Watch Your Butt Roll, Booty Booty Roll, Moby Dick Roll, Fantasy Roll, Spanking New Roll, One minute Man roll, Happy Endings Roll, Strip Tease Roll, Wet Dream Roll,Sex on the Beach Roll, Blow Job Roll, 69 Roll,All Night Long Roll, Burning Sensation Roll,I Did Your Girlfriend Roll, I love my Ass Roll, One Night Stand Roll,XXX roll ......If you didn't think sushi was sexy, think again!
Just remember, sushi is made with a paddle and topped with GINGER. Nuff Said.
Also when looking for fun sushi names I came across this intriguing book quote from my facebook friend Red Phoenix:
Brie speculated that Sir might be off with Master Anderson again. It inspired a vision of Sir cracking the bullwhip against the pole. Goosebumps covered her skin as she began working on the sushi roll.
Now when I say MMMMM Sushi, I'll be thinking of something else entirely.