Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Spanking Round Table~ The 12 Days of Kink-Mas

Merry Christmas Eve!

So this is my first time participating in a round table discussion- mostly because I never blog well under pressure, and I tend to put things off until the last minute.

I have literally been avoiding my laptop all month long, in favor, of shopping, baking and watching Christmas movies.

But- I LOVE Christmas Carols, and I love spanking- so when given a chance to combine the two, I knew I had to give it a shot. And, hubby said he would help me if I got stuck. But, of course I put this off to the last minute, and he is presently sawing logs on the couch next to me.

So, for my Christmas Carol, I have chosen to do the !2 days of Christmas. The original lyrics can be found here.

My version shall be titled- The 12 days of Kink-Mas

And to keep things interesting, this will be totally off-the-cuff as I have previously given this about two minutes of thought.


So.....Here we go, shall we?

The 12 Days of Kink-Mas

On the first day of Kink-mas my true love gave to me a plug made out of ginger root.

On the second day of Kink-mas my true love gave to me.. two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root.

On the third day of  Kin-kmas my True Love gave to me....three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root.

On the fourth day of Kinkmas my true love gave to me.... four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root.

On the fifth day of Kink-mas, my true love gave to me
Five Stinging Stripes, Four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps, and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the sixth day of Kink-Mas , my true love gave to me, six belts a whipping, five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the seventh day of Kink-Mas, my true love gave to me, Seven swats a burning, six belts a whipping, five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the eighth day of Kink-mas my true love gave to me, eight handcuffs clinking, seven swats a burning, six belts a whipping,five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps, and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the ninth day of Kink-mas my true love gave to me, nine hard spankings, eight handcuffs clinking, seven swats a burning, six belts a whipping, five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the tenth day of Kink-Mas my true love gave to me,  ten welts a rising, nine hard spankings, eight handcuffs clinking, seven swats a burning, six belts a whipping, five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the eleventh day of Kink-Mas my true love gave to me, eleven tears falling, ten welts a rising, nine hard spankings, eight handcuffs clinking, seven swats a burning, six belts a whipping, five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root!

On the twelfth day of Kink-mas, my true love gave to me, twelves kisses comforting, eleven tears falling, ten welts a rising, nine hard spankings, eight handcuffs clinking, seven swats a burning, six belts a whipping, five stinging stripes, four swishing canes, three wooden paddles, two nipple clamps and a plug made out of ginger root!

Merry Kinkmas! May all your kinky wishes come true! ;)






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8 comments:

  1. How inventive! This is my kind of Christmas Carol, keep your winter fowl and give me all the spankings :)
    Merry Christmas, Rayanna!

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    1. Thank You Casey- And I agree much better than winter fowl! Merry Christmas!

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  2. This song works so well for parodies. Good job!

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  3. Funny and creative. :-) Merry Christmas!

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  4. soooo clever! Way better than mine!! Merry kink-mas!!!

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